Robot Tactics
I'd like to discuss the KFC Chicken Bowl.
In a world where most fast food super chains are attempting to put some sort of "healthy" into their ultra unhealthy delectables--low fat wraps, salads, yogurt parfaits, whole grain bread--we need to give props to KFC for keeping it real.
This ultra goodie consists of a plastic bowl stacked with mashed potatoes, gravy, deep fried chicken bits (also known as popcorn chicken), and cheese. Oh, and they put corn in it. All this for only $3.79.
So there's no chance of even trying to hide what they're doing here, right? Clearly, their goal is to impregnate the general populace with trans fat and cholesterol, which in turn will turn into a deadly disease called "blech and ick and sick" that will wipe us all out, making room for the robots, who in turn will take over the universe.
Trust, BSB. I now have advertising proof. KFC is the devil. And the devil's name is Chicken Bowl.
p.s. I'm also convinced KFC is in cahoots with Hot Eats and their chicken strip basket that comes with fried chicken, french fries, RANCH DRESSING, and... toast... wtf?
4 comments:
Have you heard Patton Oswalt's bit on the KFC bowl? "A failure pile in a sadness bowl."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI
It's true, they are trying to kill us. How do they stay in business?
KFC makes me poop - everytime. Even the KFCs in Taiwan. Judd pointed out something to me too - the KFC on Dundurn and King (though I think this is most locations) is always filled with customers, especially on Sunday. It must be the poor man's turkey dinner.
It really just made me sick looking at it....thank you for that.
I haven't eaten at a KFC since they gave me food poisoning in London...and if it wasn't food poisoning, then I am scared by all the MSG. Ick ick ick.
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